The story
Why shorts?
Jeff Yan is known for wearing the same style of shorts and T-shirt almost every day.
Hyperliquid was built around markets where everyone can go long or short.
Sometimes the story writes itself.
Always
in
shorts.
Drop 01
Season: always
SHORTS — always in shorts.
Item 0001 · BlackFrontUniform / Bottoms / Shorts
The Shorts
Black · The one he wears.
reviewsEveryday uniform.
Built for long days and short positions.
Market priceincl. gas · price set by Hyperswap
Color
Black
Position
In stock. Always.
- Network
- HyperEVM
- Ticker
- $SHORTS
- Fit
- True to conviction
Amount
HYPE to spend
1 HYPE
Checkout opens with the contract. The amount you set here is passed to Hyperswap.
Regular fit. Elastic waistband. Split hem. One small mark on the right leg.
Worn daily by the founder of the exchange where everyone else gets liquidated.
Reviews
Sample dataWorn by
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Reading the chain
Always in shorts.Stay in shorts.Don't short. Wear shorts.Never sell your shorts.One size. One position.Not for sale.Always in shorts.Stay in shorts.Don't short. Wear shorts.Never sell your shorts.One size. One position.Not for sale.Always in shorts.Stay in shorts.Don't short. Wear shorts.Never sell your shorts.One size. One position.Not for sale.
Campaign · SS always
Always in
shorts.
Don't short. Wear shorts.Singapore, 2026. · Photo: Zantz Han for Colossus
Model info
Model · 01Size one
Jeff
Founder · always in shorts
Size
OneWaist
ElasticInseam
ShortPosition
Short
OneWaist
ElasticInseam
ShortPosition
Short
Photo: Zantz Han for Colossus
Measurements
Hover or tap a tile
WardrobeColors · T-shirts · Shorts
3 colors
10 tees
15 shorts
051015
Every number is from the Colossus profile. Height was not disclosed. Position was obvious.
Read the original profile — “Beyond the Sky”, Colossus, Dom Cooke, April 2026
Fitting room · 01
Day 0 in shortsWhat are you wearing today?
Pick one. There is a right answer.
Always in shortsStay in shortsDon't short. Wear shortsNever sell your shortsOne size. One positionNot for sale$SHORTSDrop 01Always in shortsStay in shortsDon't short. Wear shortsNever sell your shortsOne size. One positionNot for sale$SHORTSDrop 01
Lookbook · Drop 01
The uniform
Not for sale
The Shorts — Black
The one he wears.
Market price
Not for sale
The Shorts — White
For the bull run.
Market price
Not for sale
The Shorts — Forest
Hyperliquid green.
Market price
On modelAlways in shorts.
The Model — Jeff
Photo: Zantz Han for Colossus
Size ONE
Nothing here is for sale. Three colors. One position. Hover to see the back, tap to try one on.
Stockists
Where to find us
Now available at
DEX ScreenerIn stockChart · pairs · volume
In stockContract · holders · every tx
HyperswapIn stockThe only checkoutComing soon to*
*They don't know yet.
amazonPending · est. never
shopifyApplication lost
ShopeeCart abandoned
No product is sold on any of these. The token trades on Hyperswap. Everything else is a chart or a receipt.
Specifications
The token
- Ticker
- $SHORTS
- Chain
- HyperEVM
- Contract
- TBA on launch day
- Venue
- Hyperswap V3
| SUPPLY | 1,000,000,000Fixed. No mint function. | Fixed. No mint function. |
|---|---|---|
| LIQUIDITY | 85%Hyperswap V3, two positions: 30 HYPE seeded by the dev plus the rest single-sided above. Both locked 12 months on UNCX, fees still collected. | Hyperswap V3, two positions: 30 HYPE seeded by the dev plus the rest single-sided above. Both locked 12 months on UNCX, fees still collected. |
| TREASURY | 10%Public multisig. Earmarked for the HIP-1 move: migration, HyperCore liquidity, listings. Not for sale on the way. | Public multisig. Earmarked for the HIP-1 move: migration, HyperCore liquidity, listings. Not for sale on the way. |
| TEAM | 5%Immutable TeamLock contract, 12-month linear vesting to one public wallet. Dev also buys at launch. | Immutable TeamLock contract, 12-month linear vesting to one public wallet. Dev also buys at launch. |
| TICKER FUND | All feesSwap fees + review fees accrue in HYPE toward the HIP-1 ticker auction. | Swap fees + review fees accrue in HYPE toward the HIP-1 ticker auction. |
| TAX | 0 / 0No transfer tax. Ever. | No transfer tax. Ever. |
No roadmap. One destination. A meme, priced by a pool, on the chain it belongs to.
The vision
Ticker fund 0 HYPE · auction see auction- 01now
HyperEVM
ERC-20 on Hyperswap. Liquidity locked. Fees flow to the treasury.
- 02next
The closet fills
Every swap and every review adds HYPE to the ticker fund. No selling, no raise.
- 03later
HIP-1 · HyperCore
When the fund clears the auction, $SHORTS buys its own ticker and moves to the native spot book. One position, one book.
HIP-1 is Hyperliquid's native spot standard. Tickers are sold at a recurring auction. We are saving up, not raising.
Transparency
Check the label
Everything that matters is sewn into the waistband. Keep scrolling to flip through them.
- 01 · Brand
- 02 · Size
- 03 · Care
- 04 · Composition
- 05 · Origin
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 01Brand
SHORTS
always in shorts.
Made on HyperEVM
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 02Size
Size
ONE
PositionSHORT
FitConviction
WaistElastic
InseamShort
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 03Care
Care instructions
Liquidity locked
Do not rug
Do not bleach
Hold cold
Do not liquidate. Never sell your shorts.
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 04Composition
Composition
100% meme
0% utility
Ticker$SHORTS
ChainHyperEVM · 999
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ContractTBA
Label 05Origin
Check the label
ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
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Label 05Origin
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ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Label 05Origin
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ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
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Label 05Origin
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ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
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Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
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Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
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Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
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Lock / VestingTBA
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Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
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Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
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LiquidityTBA
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Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
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Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Label 05Origin
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LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Label 05Origin
Check the label
ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Label 05Origin
Check the label
ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Label 05Origin
Check the label
ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Label 05Origin
Check the label
ContractTBA
LiquidityTBA
Dev walletTBA
Community walletTBA
Lock / VestingTBA
Every row links to the explorer once it exists. Keep away from leverage.
Community
Seen in shorts
#001
Spotted · Singapore#004For the bull run#006Live on HyperEVM#008Hyperliquid green#011Results never changeYour shorts herePost with #alwaysinshorts
Don't short. Wear shorts.
Tap to post#002
HYPE −12% on the day.
Still in shorts.
Spotted · Singaporealways in shorts.
Photo: Zantz Han for Colossus
15 pairs. 3 colors. 0 decisions.
#005“barefoot in black shorts and a dark blue T-shirt”
Colossus, “Beyond the Sky”
#007Longs liquidated
Many
Shorts removed
None
Same shorts.
Different candle.
#009Never sell your shorts.
Tap to post#010What are you wearing today?
Shorts100%
Long0%
Memes are made on X and brought back here. The site is the closet. X is the street.
Always in shortsStay in shortsDon't short. Wear shortsNever sell your shortsOne size. One positionNot for sale$SHORTSDrop 01Always in shortsStay in shortsDon't short. Wear shortsNever sell your shortsOne size. One positionNot for sale$SHORTSDrop 01